{"product_id":"elf-and-safety-christmas-card","title":"Allotment Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"144\" data-end=\"307\"\u003eBring a touch of festive humour to the season with this light-hearted Christmas card, thoughtfully printed on \u003cstrong data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"277\"\u003eFSC certified board\u003c\/strong\u003e for an eco-friendly choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eThe playful illustration shows Santa attempting to place a star on top of the Christmas tree while teetering dangerously on a ladder balanced on the back of a reindeer. An elf, standing by the tree amongst neatly wrapped presents, delivers the punchline: \u003cem data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"643\"\u003e“Sorry, Santa, but this is a complete violation of elf and safety standards.”\u003c\/em\u003e With its cheerful colours, twinkling decorations, and clever pun, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a laugh at Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"900\"\u003eSupplied with a crisp white envelope, it’s ready to send joy and giggles to friends and family this festive season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eSize: 130 mm (w) x 181 mm (h)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paperlink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51507155042632,"sku":"X466","price":2.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/5114\/5032\/files\/X466AllotmentChristmasCardFrontwithEnvelope_3c9ce157-a285-44b2-87a3-c36d75b56a8d.jpg?v=1759137179","url":"https:\/\/shop.penandpaper.co.uk\/products\/elf-and-safety-christmas-card","provider":"The Pen and Paper Stationery Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}