{"product_id":"rude-awakening-dog-alarm-clock-funny-blank-greetings-card","title":"Rude Awakening Dog Alarm Clock Funny Blank Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eYellow lettering on a textured emerald green background suggests they should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to be sick, because nothing gets you out of bed faster. Instantly recognisable to any dog owner and guaranteed to raise a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRange: Punchlines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Textured felt-effect board\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard size: approx. 166 × 167 mm (H × W)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupplied with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct code: 651977\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBarcode: 5015877651977\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54425242829128,"sku":"651977","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/5114\/5032\/files\/9587296-651977-2-3-800.jpg?v=1793178546","url":"https:\/\/shop.penandpaper.co.uk\/products\/rude-awakening-dog-alarm-clock-funny-blank-greetings-card","provider":"The Pen and Paper Stationery Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}