{"product_id":"weathers-crap-christmas-card","title":"Weather's Crap Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"415\"\u003eShare a laugh this festive season with this witty Christmas card, perfect for friends and family who enjoy a cheeky sense of humour. Printed on \u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"324\"\u003eFSC certified board\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s an eco-conscious choice that spreads festive fun while caring for the environment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eThe design shows Santa kicking his broken sleigh in frustration as snow falls heavily around them. Meanwhile, his unimpressed reindeer chats on the phone, summarising the scene with: \u003cem data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"709\"\u003e“What can I say? – Weather’s crap, sledge is buggered, fatty’s in a strop – just another Christmas really.”\u003c\/em\u003e A brilliantly sarcastic card guaranteed to raise a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eEach card comes complete with a matching envelope, ready to deliver festive cheer with a sharp comic twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eSize: 130 mm (w) x 181 mm (h)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paperlink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51507366822216,"sku":"X277","price":2.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/5114\/5032\/files\/X277WeathersCrapChristmasCardFrontWithEnvelope.jpg?v=1759159500","url":"https:\/\/shop.penandpaper.co.uk\/products\/weathers-crap-christmas-card","provider":"The Pen and Paper Stationery Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}