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Allotment Christmas Card

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Bring a touch of festive humour to the season with this light-hearted Christmas card, thoughtfully printed on FSC certified board for an eco-friendly choice.

The playful illustration shows Santa attempting to place a star on top of the Christmas tree while teetering dangerously on a ladder balanced on the back of a reindeer. An elf, standing by the tree amongst neatly wrapped presents, delivers the punchline: “Sorry, Santa, but this is a complete violation of elf and safety standards.” With its cheerful colours, twinkling decorations, and clever pun, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a laugh at Christmas.

Supplied with a crisp white envelope, it’s ready to send joy and giggles to friends and family this festive season.

Size: 130 mm (w) x 181 mm (h)




Regular price £2.25
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Allotment Christmas Card

£2.25

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