Allotment Greetings Card

Dig up a laugh with the Allotment Greeting Card from Paperlink’s wonderfully witty Fifty Shades of Green Collection.

Featuring a classic bit of garden humour, the card jokes about a neighbouring allotment holder who “always puts horse manure on his rhubarb” — followed by the perfectly dry reply, “Personally I prefer custard.” It’s a brilliantly silly gag that’s sure to raise a smile with gardeners, allotment enthusiasts and lovers of a good old-fashioned punchline.

With its charming hand-drawn illustration, fresh green palette and light-hearted humour, this card is ideal for birthdays, friendship messages, thank-yous or simply sending someone a laugh. The inside is blank, giving you plenty of room to add your own personal message.

Published by Paperlink and measuring 158 x 158 mm, it’s a fun everyday card with plenty of character.

A cracking choice for anyone who likes their rhubarb served with custard rather than compost!